27th
May 2012
Dear Cassi,
An event of some note in my labors with the
homeless was the arrival of two females. This was nothing new as clients come
all the time but not all of them make a pass at the security guard.
Professionalism and company rules prevent
me from having any kind of none work relationships with my clients. Further
from that, most homeless smoke and smoking is a deal breaker for me. This is to
set aside all the other reasons my clients are undesirable like their mental
quarks, high incidence of HIV, etcetera.
Regardless, I know of no penalty for the
client messing about with staff and clients try to get that going all the time.
This I normally pay no mind as I know better. In this case it was a rather
ample woman who bent over her bag and let her rather ample back end come almost
completely out of her tights.
This was a time for a man with proper
restraint to keep his mind on his work and so I did checking the belongings of
her friend for contraband. When this biological canyon was removed from view
its owner looked at me in a disturbed way likely wondering why I hadn’t been
enjoying the view.
Girl, it’s not worth my job. That and if I
had looked I would have gotten my nose stuck in that crack.
Keep your nose clean, little sister
Richard Leland Neal
You mean to tell me that a wild night with a chainsmoking homeless woman isn't your idea of a good time? What's wrong with you? ;)
ReplyDeleteI admire the restraint. Seems a lot of time people dress that way just to get attention. And if you don't give it to them, then they are aghast by it. Of course, this woman's lack of clothing was probably less of by choice and more from circumstance. But it has been my observation that we who chose to not dress with our butts hanging out, receive very little fanfare from the opposite sex.
To be honest with you, we provide clothing for our clients if they want what we have and often they do choose to dress poorly. Clients only question my professionalism on first seeing me and all questions fall away quickly.
DeleteIt's a lifestyle thing. As I said, too many people dress for attention and then are aghast if you don't find them to be "attention worthy."
ReplyDeleteI think she may have been trying to attract someone that would provide a permanant home. Unfortunate that this happens but I am dealing with one of those in a sence at the moment and it is one expensive nightmare! I must say the descriptions made me laugh when I was in the car reading this (not driving mind you!) Cassi
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