8th April 2012
Dear Cassi,
As a child all three of us had nicknames.
Then as children we all have nicknames I guess. Among all the nicknames I have
had I recall one my mother gave me, “Hair of the Goldenrod” because at the time
my hair was the color of spun gold. I do recall my most common nickname was
dweeb. Dweeb is a word that means socially inept or overly studious. I guess it
fits.
My male sibling was Pickle Puss or Slow
dependant on the year but I believe Pickle Puss lasted longer. It is a
coincidence that he started getting rather bad zits and the name fit. Still, he
did love pickles. So then I should call him pickles because hearing his name
bothers me.
Then to my female sibling, well, she had a
good number of derogatory names. The only one that I can truly use would be
Bam-Bam because of her tendency to hit people. Bam-Bam ran about expecting her
female nature to protect her from retribution.
You can trust me on this she was spoiled
rotten and I can’t say why. Yes, she did have a pony, yes she had her own room
when the two boys had to share one, but still the origin of her evil nature is
unknown to me.
I recall her using my mother’s death for
sympathy. She even joked about leaving the invitations for my mother’s funeral
where her teachers could find them.
On second thought, I’ll forget the Bam-Bam
is a girl. Hmmm, let’s call her Pony Girl from now on. It reminds me of a novel
I read back in middle school.
Know evil when you see it, little sister
Richard Leland Neal
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