5th
January 2018
My Dear Mr. Oliver,
Back in February of 2016 Last Week
Tonight aired a segment that attempted to remove who would soon become our
president of his faith inspiring name. Whereas I admit you have had some
success in the area there is much room for improvement. I very much enjoyed
seeing men and women on Facebook talking about Donald Drumpf.
Unfortunately, the president’s name is
still on everyone’s lips, and Drumpf is nearly forgotten. Well, what went
wrong? For one thing, Drumpf is
uncharacteristically dull for Last Week Tonight. Unlike news about the
president Drumpf just isn’t fun. For another, it’s just not saucy enough for
your program. So, what name can we come up with to help America get over its
orange dictator addiction?
The answer came to me when I saw an old
photograph of myself and remembered the Native American name my mother had
given me. She called me ‘Hair of the Golden Rod’ because in youth my hair was
strikingly blond. So what would the name of Mr. Drumpf be if the Native
Americans named him for his most notable feature?
No, I’m not speaking of orange skin or
use of tanning oil. I believe they would call him “Shitting Bull.” You may have
this with my compliments, Mr. Oliver.
Best,
Richard Leland Neal
No comments:
Post a Comment