30th
May 2012
Dear Cassi,
I believe I mentioned the notorious
tinkering of Grandpa Leland. It is my understanding that the mishmash of lights
in my garage is his doing and they have worked, slowly dying out over the last
thirty years, in an acceptable fashion.
It is my understanding that grandpa Leland
worked at a factory that made ceramic fittings. “It was a crappy job but it
paid good,” Alan had told me once. Leland was a defects repair specialist. He
would have to lift tubs and toilets and such and sand out imperfections in the
porcelain then retouch the finish.
This was a hard job for the man and he
retired after a stroke made him incapable of working. Never the less he was a
man who insisted on doing all his own home repairs. This he did in an
extravagant manner that only he understood.
I’m told he had this one old washer that he
refused to replace. Bolts had rusted out in the body so he got hold of some
aircraft bolts, military surplus, and installed them in board out holes. When
he turned the machine on again it made a hideous grinding sound that his neighbors
complained over but it worked and so he paid them no mind.
Then one day a side of the machine fell
free having been ground off by the bolts. This gave Leland no trouble as he
welded a plate over the hole. Over time that machine became a funny, oddly
shaped contraption for a funny, oddly shaped man.
From what I gather Grandpa Leland’s
handiwork was easy to spot, hard to understand, but did the job in its own odd
way.
Sometimes we find our own way, little
sister,
Richard Leland Neal
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