This is a collection of my writing and correspondence with a few bits of poetry and random thoughts mixed in. I started this blog after learning that some of my letters had an uplifting quality. In the pages of this blog you will find my real life trials and tribulations, the nature of what I think is truth, and the dust and grit of my real life.
Monday, October 9, 2023
Ring Road Iceland - Vatnsskarð
The village of Varmahlíð is home to 140 residents. Small it may be but it is not to be underestimated. Living on the slope of a hill, the village is in the centre of the most prosperous agricultural region, rich in geo-thermal water and contains a number of greenhouses that grow tropical and sub-tropical fruit and vegetables.
The village is home to Iceland's most famous men's choir, Karlakórinn Heimir. Originally founded in 1927 it travels the world singing. In its 93 years, the choir has only had three conductors of which the second conductor held his position for 40 years.
The region's main industry is the Icelandic horse. A pure breed described as small almost pony-like, yet sturdy and hardy horse. Native to Iceland they have few diseases and due to Iceland's strict no horse-import policy they are not vaccinated against potential diseases. Although Icelandic horses are exported, once they leave the country they cannot return. Unique to these horses are their gaits. Known for their sure-footedness and ability to cross rough terrain the horses have an additional two gaits. Although difficult to articulate have a look at this link that describes their special gaits and history on how they arrived during the Viking Age in the 9th-10th centuries. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_horse
Just north of Varmahlíð is the Glaumbær Farm and Museum, exhibiting 18th-19th centuries rural living in turf-roofed farmhouses. Turf was used as building material which first appeared over 1,000 years ago when the Vikings arrived. As timber was sparse and slow to regrow, the Vikings used turf to lay over a timber structure to form walls and a thick roof. The turf was sturdy and easily available providing insulation from the cold climate. However, due to its biodegradability and erosion from the harsh climate the turf needed to be replaced every 20 years.
Of course no daily trip is complete without a stop at a waterfall. Only 7km (4mi) from Varmahlíð, is Reykjafoss waterfall which is a result of Huseyjarkvisl river cascading 20m (69ft) over two wide steps into the river below and flowing onwards to the Atlantic Ocean. The Huseyjarkvisl river is one of the top sea trout rivers. Large fish are caught each year with one of the biggest measuring 96cm (3ft) and weighing as much as 6kg (13lb). Catch and release practices were introduced in 2000 which is one of the reasons for such large fish and the double digit catches.
Bye,
Richard
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Friday, October 6, 2023
Ring Road Iceland - Laugarbakki
Laugarbakki may be small but they were forward thinking when they converted an old school into a hotel with modern Nordic designs. With all necessary amenities on the premises, I settled in for a few days and explored the surrounding area.My first stop was the nearby Folk Museum which houses Ófeigur, the 19th century ship that refined oil from the sharks it caught and sent it to Europe to use in their streetlamps well before the age of electricity. Built in 1875, the preserved vessel is the last of its kind in Iceland. Imagine 10 men hauling this vessel into freezing icy waters in the middle of winter in search for the Greenlandic sharks which they fished for meat and liver oil. The meat was cured and fermented to create Iceland's national dish Hákarl which is still made today. The Museum also exhibits rural living at the turn of the 20th century, displaying living arrangements, cooking during these times, criminal cases and women's history.
In need of some lore, I was curious about the gorge Kolugljufur that legend says was dug out by a troll called Kola. Living in a nearby cave Kola hunted and cooked salmon from the river Víðidalsá which cascades into this narrow but deep canyon forming the Kolufossar waterfalls. The lore ends with Kola eternally resting amongst her treasures on a nearby hill.
On my way to Vatnsnes Peninsula I took a small detour to see the Borgarvirki volcanic plug. Made of basalt strata in a columnar shape, it stands 177m (580ft) above sea level. Although a natural phenomenon, evidence of walls, stairs and other additions indicate that it was once used as a fortress. The Icelandic Sagas (circa 9th-11th century) mention that Borgarvirki was used for military purposes.
To add to my volcanic mood, I did a quick stop in Blönduós to have a look at the church on the hill that was built to resemble a volcanic crater. Made of concrete it has a strong and striking look showcasing Iceland's modern architectural designs that is ever-present throughout the island and particularly through their churches.
Having made it on Vatnsnes Peninsula, I was particularly interested in seeing the Hvítserkur rock formation that some refer to as an elephant shape and others as a rhino. I think it looks more like a triceratops drinking water. A little more lore, it is said that the rock formation is really a troll frozen in the light of day. This 15m (49ft) tall basalt rock protrudes from Húnaflói Bay and is the nesting ground for various birds. The three large holes may have been carved by cascading sea water but its foundations have become brittle and it has since been reinforced with concrete to protect it.
I finished my day with a picnic watching the seals lazing on the rocks and the pups playfully frolicking in the water.
Regards,
Richard
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Wednesday, October 4, 2023
Ring Road Iceland - Borgarnes
The Ring Road can be enjoyed in any direction, so I decided to go north and arrived in Borgarnes. It was fun travelling beneath Hvalfjörður fjord through the Hvalfjörður tunnel to get here. This 5.8km (3.8mi) long tunnel connects Reykjavik to the western and northern parts of Iceland. Apparently it reduces the travel by 45km (28mi). I also crossed Iceland's second longest bridge at 521m (1700ft) known as Borgarfjarðarbrú just before entering town.
Borgarnes is the gateway to Snaefellsnes Peninsula and the National Park within it holds Snaefellsjökull, a cone-shaped 700,000 year old glacier-capped stratovolcano that is often referred to as the “crown jewel of the peninsula" and it's the famous setting for Jules Vernes' novel Journey to the Centre of the Earth.
North of the Peninsula is the most photographed Kirkjufell Mountain. At 463m (1519ft) high the mountain beckons hikers to its summit for a breathtaking view but it's only suitable to hikers who don't suffer vertigo and are fit enough to take on the treacherous climb near the top. For movie buffs, Kirkjufell features in Games of Thrones (Season 6 & 7).
Nearby Borgarnes are several waterfalls, each with their own characteristics, such as Glymur, Glanni, Hraunfossar and Barnafossar Waterfalls. Glymur, accessed via a rugged trail, is the second tallest in Iceland with a cascade of 198m (649ft) falling into a canyon. Glanni sits near an ancient lava field but it is also said to be the home of elves and trolls. Hraunfossar and Barnafassor are near each other and both stream out of Hallmundarhraun, a lava plain created by volcanic eruptions on Langjökull, the second largest ice cap in Iceland.
There are four national forests within the region with a mix of birch woods and native conifers, however, some of the tallest and oldest birch trees can be found in Borgarnes. Anyone familiar with Iceland, will probably know that it is quite a treeless landscape largely a result of deforestation during Viking settlement, sheep contributing to soil erosion which couldn't support trees and lastly volcanic eruptions covering areas that previously were fertile areas. Fortunately reforestation projects have been underway for the better part of the century including incentives offered to farmers who can obtain a grant if they create a section of woodland on their land.
Bye for now,
Richard
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Monday, October 2, 2023
Ring Road Iceland - Reykjavik
It's been a great first day. When I arrived in Iceland at Keflavik International Airport, instead of going straight to Reykjavik, it was recommended that I take a side trip to the geothermal spa named Blue Lagoon. It is located in a lava field and the water is supplied by the nearby geothermal power plant. This man-made lagoon has a milky blue colour which is largely due to the high content of silica (a chemical compound containing oxygen and silicon). The lagoon is also high in algae and salt. Bathers with psoriasis have found it beneficial to their skin to bathe in the lagoon.
Having spent a couple of hours in the lagoon, a great way to rejuvenate from my flight, I headed into Reykjavik for some exploration. Reykjavik is the capital city of Iceland and the world's most northernmost capital. The first settlement was in 874AD and the city itself was founded in 1785 as a trading town which steadily grew and expanded to become the national centre it is today.
I headed to Grandi Harbor as several points of interest are located there and started with a visit at the Whales of Iceland, a wonderful museum exhibiting 23 man-made life size models of various whales. I was particularly taken by the 25m (82ft) long blue whale model. It's a tactile experience as each hand-painted model is designed to be soft and squishy and accessible to visitors.
Nearby is the Maritime Museum exhibiting Iceland's maritime history including displays of 100-year old fishing boats. What makes this visit interesting is the decommissioned Coast Guard and rescue vessel Óðinn moored near the museum providing visitors an opportunity to see and learn about its custom design and special duties patrolling Iceland's territorial fishing grounds. During its service (1960-2006) the vessel towed 200 ships to safety, rescued stranded crews and twice saved the lives of crews from sinking ships.
At the north-east edge of Grandi is a small dome shaped hill with an encircling path to the top. This art installation with a fish drying shed on top is a lovely contemplative spot with a terrific view of the harbour and the glistening honeycomb design of the Harpa Concert Hall.
As I made my way along the shore, I came across the Sun Voyager, a stainless steel sculpture designed by Jón Gunnar as a commemoration of the city's 200th anniversary. Often mistaken as a Viking ship, the artist describes the work as "...a dream boat, an ode to the sun. It symbolizes the promise of undiscovered territory, a dream of hope, progress and freedom."
With that in mind, I forge ahead and commence my 1,332km (828mi) round-the-island journey on Route 1 better known as Ring Road.
Take care and I'll write again soon.
See ya,
Richard
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Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Looking for True Stories
20th April 2023
Dear (Entertainment Company),
According to your ad you’re looking for true stories to adapt into things like films and the like. I happen to have written a play inspired by true events in my life. The true parts are rather brutal and the false parts were a resolution so the true story is there to be made.
I mean, this is kind of a “The Glass Menagerie” kind of situation where I deal with my abusive family. The problem with the truth is that I never could get my life together, and I live below the poverty line. Still, I’ve done some odd things in addition to living with a toxic family.
I’ve spent six years working with the homeless, and at both shelters I got canned because I suffered an on duty injury. In college I was stalked by a psychotic writing teacher and now I’m being stalked by a psychotic homosexual truck driver that wants to by pictures of my junk.
I have to admit here that your ad is a little unclear on personal tragedies. I do have a history of dealing with corrupt animal control people, but that is the most law enforcement story I have.
In any case, you should sit down and talk with me for a spell. It would probably be an interesting conversation even if you can’t find a story to sell.
Best,
Richard Leland Neal
Wednesday, August 16, 2023
Hay there Co-Writer
Hay there Co-Writer,
From your ad I guess you’re looking for someone with the hunger for success to help you write the second film in a horror franchise. Me, I have the endless aching hunger of the Wendigo cutting into my soul. My life itself is a horror story of that quiet nature of sadness being never truly violent but always horrific, but that’s not important.
Back in college I took a writing class, and the teacher said he’d send my work to a production company. I wrote the first draft of a film in twenty-one days and handed it in. He read it and gave me notes and I had the next draft to him the following morning. Every time he gave me notes I had the film ready for him the next morning.
He lied about sending my work to a production company. In the end, he kept talking like all I needed was to get a good grade. What are grades once you get into the real world?
Anyway, here is a link to my IMDB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vg4iLPeGNk&t=364s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWny0Kso4Tg
Originally I wrote the first one as a thirty second film called “Human Suit” but the director wanted to add some gore to the thing, and so it needed some back story. As he had two young children I came up with an idea capitalizing on the available talent. I was to enter a dark room, sit down, and then it was to look as if his youngest child were an imp that crawled out of my gut as if I were a suit of some kind.
His idea of having me explode was more expensive, less creepy, and needed more back story to make it a true film. Why would an imp wear a human suit? Because imps are deceptive magical things that go about fooling people. Why would a child burst from a man’s chest? Yeah, that one needs some more explanation.
So you can have a look at what my work I’ll enclose a full length film I wrote.
Best,
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