Funny Lines

 30th November 2024

Dear Band People,

From your ad here I can see that you’re looking for some funny lines to add to your performance. Good on you for that. A concert should be an experience that people don’t forget, and the more you can bring to the stage the better.

Anyway, I guess payment should be the first point. I mean, the one you can afford is the best one to hire. If you have money and are well funded cash money is an option but what a band has to offer me is often a shout-out or recognition which would be more valuable the more popular your band becomes.

If you want to get your name out there you need a YouTube channel and that’s where you’d be posting music videos, performances, and interviews with the band. We would work out something involving you thanking me in a video, me appearing in a music video, or even conducting an interview about an upcoming event.

As for my experience, I wrote comedy news for a YouTube channel called Absurd TV for years but as they never gave me full IMDB credit I stopped. I run six blogs and six YouTube channels where I often make comedy videos and posts. I used to draw comics but I fell out of the practice.

Look, dropping a few jokes, that’s just no big deal. Anyone can do it, and I’m surprised you’re looking for a writer. As far as being part of your success, well, that’s a lot harder.

 

Best,

 

Richard Leland Neal